Funny This or That Questions

Quick, pick one: pickles or popcorn? These funny this or that questions are built for speed, with silly pairs you answer in a heartbeat. They warm up a shy group, fill a car ride and give kids an easy way to join in.

Craving longer debates? Try the crazy would you rather list.

1. 1.

   Sweat sticky maple syrup or cry thick whole milk
2. 2.

   Speak only in complex rhymes or speak only in confusing riddles
3. 3.

   Own a talking pet rock or own a raining pet cloud
4. 4.

   Walk backwards everywhere or skip happily everywhere
5. 5.

   Always wear scuba flippers or always wear heavy snowshoes
6. 6.

   Sprout a fluffy tail or sprout bug antennas
7. 7.

   Hiccup giant soap bubbles or cough white fluffy feathers
8. 8.

   Sleep inside a treehouse or sleep inside a dark cave
9. 9.

   Wear a velvet cape daily or wear a gold crown daily
10. 10.

    Become a giant hamster or become a tiny elephant
11. 11.

    Consume only orange food or consume only green food
12. 12.

    Have completely invisible hair or have brightly glowing teeth
13. 13.

    Move in slow motion or fast forward through chores
14. 14.

    You can talk to animals or plants can talk to you
15. 15.

    Ride a giant slimy snail or fly on a tiny pigeon
16. 16.

    Whisper all your secrets or shout every single thought
17. 17.

    Pockets packed with jelly or shoes filled with pudding
18. 18.

    High five every stranger or fist bump every stranger
19. 19.

    Sport a red clown nose or sport a rainbow clown wig
20. 20.

    Live inside a bouncy castle or live inside a giant pumpkin
22. 21.

    Sweat smells like fresh onions or breath smells like raw garlic
23. 22.

    Roll on wheels for feet or bounce on springs for legs
24. 23.

    Never use a soup spoon or never use a salad fork
25. 24.

    Wear a heavy spacesuit or wear shiny knight armor
26. 25.

    Swim through thick syrup or swim through fruit gelatin
27. 26.

    Grow eyebrows made of moss or grow a mustache of feathers
28. 27.

    Dance when hearing any music or sing loudly when reading
29. 28.

    Professional daily nap taker or professional cloud shape watcher
30. 29.

    Keep a pet yellow banana or keep a pet brown potato
31. 30.

    Hug a massive marshmallow or sit on a giant pancake
32. 31.

    Keep thick winter gloves on or keep fluffy earmuffs on
33. 32.

    Bark instead of chuckling or meow instead of yawning
34. 33.

    Clothes made from bubble wrap or clothes made from aluminum foil
35. 34.

    Drive a giant motorized shoe or drive a giant hollow pickle
36. 35.

    Rest hanging totally upside down or rest while standing straight up
37. 36.

    Talk like an old pirate or talk like a rusty robot
38. 37.

    Grow a fully functional third arm or grow a fully functional third leg
39. 38.

    Perspire freezing cold water or weep boiling hot tea
40. 39.

    Grow ears like a bat or grow a snout like a pig
41. 40.

    Sound like a slide whistle or sound like a bicycle bell
42. 41.

    Naturally smell like baked bread or naturally smell like wet dirt
43. 42.

    Chased by very slow ducks or chased by surprisingly fast turtles
44. 43.

    Eat while hanging upside down or drink strictly from a bowl
45. 44.

    Stroll exclusively on your hands or crab walk across every room
46. 45.

    Your roommate is a friendly ghost or your roommate is a nosy alien
47. 46.

    Walk around in wet socks or walk around in itchy sweaters
48. 47.

    Befriend a tiny rain cloud or befriend a small lightning bolt
49. 48.

    Constantly hop on one foot or constantly do dizzying cartwheels
50. 49.

    Eat tasty looking soap or eat foul tasting candy
51. 50.

    Type emails with your toes or write letters with your nose
52. 51.

    Ride a flying vacuum cleaner or steer a floating bathtub
53. 52.

    Adopt a friendly pet dinosaur or raise a tame pet dragon
54. 53.

    Sleep on a bed of crackers or sleep on a bed of marbles
55. 54.

    Yodel loudly when you wake up or beatbox when you go to bed
56. 55.

    Eat a whole jar of mustard or drink a whole cup of vinegar
57. 56.

    Model pants made of fresh lettuce or model a shirt made of cheese
58. 57.

    Ride an ostrich to school or ride a llama to the office
59. 58.

    Have hot dogs for fingers or have hamburger buns for feet
60. 59.

    Grow a beard of cotton candy or grow eyebrows of spun sugar
61. 60.

    Glue a fake mustache on or glue a bright eyepatch on
62. 61.

    Get a personal theme song or get your own laugh track
63. 62.

    Commute in a bumping bumper car or travel by motorized unicycle
64. 63.

    Write with giant novelty pencils or write with tiny miniature pens
65. 64.

    Live in a giant hollow stump or live inside a large hollow melon
66. 65.

    Keep swimming goggles on all day or keep a breathing snorkel on
67. 66.

    Consume food shaped like cubes or consume food shaped like orbs
68. 67.

    Followed by a loud marching band or followed by a cheerful mariachi
69. 68.

    Sprout green leaves for hair or sprout bright flower petals for hair
70. 69.

    Talk in a high squeak or talk in a super deep growl
71. 70.

    Wrestle a giant stuffed bear or fight a tall inflatable tube man
72. 71.

    Travel exclusively by pogo stick or travel exclusively by tall unicycle
73. 72.

    Brush teeth with yellow butter or wash hair with thick mayonnaise
74. 73.

    Drive a vehicle shaped like a dog or steer a boat shaped like a banana
75. 74.

    Radiate bright neon purple skin or radiate glowing bright green skin
76. 75.

    Permanently smell like wet dogs or permanently smell like dirty socks
77. 76.

    Wear a tuxedo to the beach or wear a swimsuit to a formal gala
78. 77.

    Eat every meal with chopsticks or eat every meal using kitchen tongs
79. 78.

    Sport a nose that honks loudly or sport ears that ring like bells
80. 79.

    Always sing everything you say or always rap everything you say
81. 80.

    Sit on chairs made of ice or sleep in a bed of jelly
82. 81.

    Use a spiky cactus as a pillow or use a hard rock as a mattress
83. 82.

    Walk in loudly squeaking shoes or walk in constantly rustling pants
84. 83.

    Show a permanently surprised face or show a permanently grumpy frown
85. 84.

    Crawl everywhere like a baby or somersault everywhere entirely backward
86. 85.

    Live in a house of mirrors or live in a trampoline filled house
87. 86.

    Possess a deep kangaroo pouch or possess a large camel hump
88. 87.

    Ride a flying magical broomstick or drive a floating golf cart
89. 88.

    Eat an entire raw white onion or eat an entire raw sour lemon
90. 89.

    Fasten a bulky life jacket on or fasten inflatable water wings on
91. 90.

    Carry a briefcase full of sand or carry a backpack full of rocks
92. 91.

    Function with tiny miniature hands or function with massive giant feet
93. 92.

    Sip drinks from a tiny straw or eat soup from a giant ladle
94. 93.

    Sneak around like a cartoon villain or strut proudly like a runway model
95. 94.

    Dress in mismatched shoes daily or dress in inside out shirts always
96. 95.

    Own a highly trained pet skunk or own a very cuddly pet porcupine
97. 96.

    Make your voice echo constantly or hear a delay in your voice
98. 97.

    Toast bread with a magnifying glass or blend drinks with a bicycle pedal
99. 98.

    Constantly drop whatever you hold or constantly trip over flat ground
100. 99.

     Grow a thick connected unibrow or grow a curled handlebar mustache
101. 100.

     Be a professional cheese taster or be a professional bubble blower

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