Crazy Would You Rather Questions

Picture yourself choosing between a pet dragon and a talking houseplant. That is the spirit of these crazy would you rather questions, where logic takes a break and wild imagination takes over. Expect strange powers, odd jobs and impossible places.

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   Would you rather ride a galloping ostrich into battle or commandeer a giant armored badger?
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   Would you rather have clouds constantly follow you indoors or emit a glowing green aura in the dark?
3. 3.

   Would you rather exhale colorful smoke bubbles or sweat glowing neon syrup?
4. 4.

   Would you rather pilot a flying bathtub powered by bubbles or drive a toaster that drives on toast tracks?
5. 5.

   Would you rather turn invisible only when you are singing loudly or fly only when you are aggressively doing jumping jacks?
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   Would you rather breathe underwater but you must swim like a frog or walk through walls but only moving backwards?
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   Would you rather control the weather with interpretive dance or alter gravity by aggressively winking?
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   Would you rather grow giant butterfly wings that cannot fold up or have feet that look exactly like giant flippers?
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   Would you rather shrink down to the size of a standard pencil or expand to the height of a three story building?
10. 10.

    Would you rather own a robot that aggressively cleans the ceiling or have a drone that aggressively sings lullabies?
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    Would you rather wear clothing made entirely of living moss or dress in outfits woven from glowing spider webs?
12. 12.

    Would you rather sleep suspended in a giant glob of jelly or rest peacefully on a bed of levitating marshmallows?
13. 13.

    Would you rather travel by bouncing like a rubber ball or commute by sliding on invisible ice?
14. 14.

    Would you rather command an army of very polite squirrels or lead a squad of highly organized raccoons?
15. 15.

    Would you rather instantly teleport whenever you sneeze or summon a flock of pigeons every time you yawn?
16. 16.

    Would you rather transform into a mailbox when startled or shape shift into a fire hydrant when embarrassed?
17. 17.

    Would you rather hover exactly two inches off the ground at all times or walk on ceilings but never the floor?
18. 18.

    Would you rather shoot harmless laser beams from your fingertips or generate miniature thunderstorms above your head?
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    Would you rather experience zero gravity inside your own house or live in a home where everything is slightly magnetic?
20. 20.

    Would you rather befriend an alien who only speaks in riddles or hang out with a ghost who constantly tells dad jokes?
22. 21.

    Would you rather adopt an intergalactic space turtle or foster a miniature dragon that hoards shiny buttons?
23. 22.

    Would you rather discover a hidden portal in your kitchen pantry or find a secret underground city beneath your lawn?
24. 23.

    Would you rather communicate telepathically with garden gnomes or speak fluently to all the appliances in your house?
25. 24.

    Would you rather always leave a trail of floating bubbles or constantly emit a faint sound of carnival music?
26. 25.

    Would you rather eat meals that taste completely upside down or drink beverages that chew exactly like solid food?
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    Would you rather have eyebrows that change color with your mood or grow hair that rustles exactly like autumn leaves?
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    Would you rather live inside a massive hollowed out pumpkin or reside in a house made completely of hard candy?
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    Would you rather be followed by a personal spotlight everywhere or have a marching band accompany your daily commute?
30. 29.

    Would you rather read minds but only when people think about soup or see the future but only five seconds ahead?
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    Would you rather uncover a treasure chest filled with moon rocks or dig up a time capsule from the year three thousand?
32. 31.

    Would you rather turn any liquid you touch into solid gelatin or make any solid object you hold entirely bouncy?
33. 32.

    Would you rather wear a spacesuit everywhere you go for a year or walk around in full medieval knight armor for a year?
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    Would you rather jump over entire skyscrapers in a single bound or run fast enough to cross oceans on foot?
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    Would you rather speak exclusively in incredibly complex rhymes or communicate only by writing in invisible ink?
36. 35.

    Would you rather tame a wild griffin as your primary transport or ride a massive friendly sea monster to work?
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    Would you rather possess fingers that double as writing utensils or have feet that act like powerful suction cups?
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    Would you rather encounter a civilization of intelligent vegetables or meet a society of highly advanced talking insects?
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    Would you rather replace your car with a teleporting sofa or swap your bicycle for a galloping mechanical horse?
40. 39.

    Would you rather control all the streetlights in your city or magnetically attract all loose change in a mile radius?
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    Would you rather watch flowers bloom instantly as you walk past or cause snow to fall gently just by clapping your hands?
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    Would you rather emit a smell of fresh baked bread when happy or radiate the scent of a pine forest when relaxed?
43. 42.

    Would you rather discover your cat is secretly a secret agent or find out your dog is an alien observing human life?
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    Would you rather wake up on a spaceship hovering over earth or fall asleep and dream entirely in classic cartoon animation?
45. 44.

    Would you rather conjure an unlimited supply of blank paper or summon endless amounts of unsharpened pencils?
46. 45.

    Would you rather experience every Tuesday backwards in time or repeat every Friday exactly twice in a row?
47. 46.

    Would you rather wield a magic wand that only cleans dirty dishes or cast spells that instantly fold all your laundry?
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    Would you rather command an enchanted broom to fly you to school or direct a magical carpet to carry you to the store?
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    Would you rather speak in a voice that sounds like a vintage radio or have a laugh that echoes like a stadium announcer?
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    Would you rather grow a beard made of actual glowing fiber optics or have fingernails that project holographic movies?
51. 50.

    Would you rather live in a parallel universe made of origami or settle on a planet where everything is soft plush?

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