Funny Would You Rather Questions

These funny would you rather questions are made to get a laugh, not to start a debate. Every one pairs two silly but harmless choices, so kids, teens and adults can all join in.

Shuffle the list, filter by age group, or play one at a time at parties, family dinners and on long trips.

1. 1.

   Would you rather always arrive 20 minutes early or always arrive 5 minutes late?
2. 2.

   Would you rather have a pause button for your life or have a rewind button for your life?
3. 3.

   Would you rather eat your favorite meal every day for a year or try a brand new dish every day for a year?
4. 4.

   Would you rather lose your phone for a week or lose your keys for a week?
5. 5.

   Would you rather have a pet octopus that can open any jar or have a pet parrot that repeats everything you say?
6. 6.

   Would you rather live in a lighthouse or live in a treehouse?
7. 7.

   Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never lose a sock again?
8. 8.

   Would you rather speak every language but have a terrible singing voice or play every instrument but never be able to speak above a whisper?
9. 9.

   Would you rather have a doorbell that plays a different song every time or have a phone that rings with a different animal sound every time?
10. 10.

    Would you rather be able to talk to your houseplants or be able to talk to your furniture?
11. 11.

    Would you rather win a lifetime supply of pancakes or win a lifetime supply of bubble wrap?
12. 12.

    Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays when you enter a room or have a narrator who describes everything you do in a calm voice?
13. 13.

    Would you rather be the world's best player at a very silly sport or be pretty good at every sport?
14. 14.

    Would you rather wear a cape every day or wear a crown every day?
15. 15.

    Would you rather always have to slide into a room or always have to leave a room walking backwards?
16. 16.

    Would you rather have a robot that cleans your house but sings off key or have a robot that cooks but only makes breakfast?
17. 17.

    Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or be stuck in an elevator with a karaoke machine?
18. 18.

    Would you rather have a dog that thinks it is your boss or have a cat that gives you a daily performance review?
19. 19.

    Would you rather have popcorn appear whenever you watch a movie or have a cozy blanket appear whenever you feel cold?
20. 20.

    Would you rather never have to wait in line again or never have to charge your phone again?
22. 21.

    Would you rather have your own personal rain cloud that follows you or have your own personal spotlight that follows you?
23. 22.

    Would you rather have a slide instead of stairs at home or have a fire pole instead of stairs at home?
24. 23.

    Would you rather be famous for inventing a silly dance or be famous for inventing a silly word?
25. 24.

    Would you rather talk like a news anchor all day or talk like a sports commentator all day?
26. 25.

    Would you rather have a hat that gives great advice or have glasses that make everyone look like a cartoon?
27. 26.

    Would you rather eat dessert first at every meal or eat breakfast for dinner every night?
28. 27.

    Would you rather have shoes that never get dirty or have a shirt that never gets wrinkled?
29. 28.

    Would you rather be able to pause time whenever you are running late or be able to fast forward through boring waits?
30. 29.

    Would you rather have a tiny elephant as a pet or have a giant goldfish as a pet?
31. 30.

    Would you rather have a cartoon theme tune play whenever you cook or have a laugh track play after every joke you tell?
32. 31.

    Would you rather always find a coin when you look down or always find a snack in your pocket when you are hungry?
33. 32.

    Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a goose or have a sneeze that sounds like a squeaky toy?
34. 33.

    Would you rather live in a house with a secret room or live in a house with a secret tunnel?
35. 34.

    Would you rather be a master chef who can only cook toast or be a master painter who can only paint cats?
36. 35.

    Would you rather have a snow day every Monday or have a surprise holiday every month?
37. 36.

    Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you have never been or be able to fly but only as fast as you walk?
38. 37.

    Would you rather have unlimited free pizza but only on Tuesdays or have unlimited free ice cream but only in tiny cones?
39. 38.

    Would you rather have a marching band follow you on your birthday or have fireworks go off whenever you win a game?
40. 39.

    Would you rather have a bedtime story read by your favorite actor or have a lullaby sung by your favorite singer?
41. 40.

    Would you rather wake up every day with a new silly hairstyle or wake up every day wearing a different silly hat?
42. 41.

    Would you rather have a GPS that tells jokes or have an alarm clock that sings you awake?
43. 42.

    Would you rather have to walk like a penguin for a whole day or have to skip everywhere for a whole day?
44. 43.

    Would you rather meet a friendly dragon who loves board games or meet a friendly alien who loves karaoke?
45. 44.

    Would you rather be able to turn any floor into a trampoline whenever you like or be able to turn any table into a stage whenever you like?
46. 45.

    Would you rather have an umbrella that never turns inside out or have sunglasses that never get scratched?
47. 46.

    Would you rather have a backpack that never feels heavy or have headphones that never tangle?
48. 47.

    Would you rather win a trophy for being the best at napping or win a trophy for being the best at telling jokes?
49. 48.

    Would you rather always have the perfect comeback ready or always have the perfect dance move ready?
50. 49.

    Would you rather be able to cook any meal after watching it once or be able to fix anything after looking at it once?
51. 50.

    Would you rather have your birthday every month but with small cakes or have your birthday once a year with a giant cake?
52. 51.

    Would you rather read minds, but only when people are thinking about food or read minds, but only when people are thinking about their pets?
53. 52.

    Would you rather have eyebrows that react to everything you hear or have a mustache that changes shape with your mood?
54. 53.

    Would you rather never get a paper cut again or never get a brain freeze again?
55. 54.

    Would you rather have a snack that refills itself or have a drink that never gets warm?
56. 55.

    Would you rather always get the window seat or always get the shortest line?
57. 56.

    Would you rather spend a day living inside a video game or spend a day living inside a cartoon?
58. 57.

    Would you rather have a pet owl that delivers your mail or have a pet raccoon that sorts your recycling?
59. 58.

    Would you rather eat only food cut into triangles or eat only food cut into tiny cubes?
60. 59.

    Would you rather have every text you send auto-correct into a compliment or have every voicemail you leave come out as a rhyme?
61. 60.

    Would you rather play a board game with your favorite cartoon character or go on a road trip with your favorite cartoon character?

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